Hot Springs, AR - Former President Bill Clinton announced earlier today that he would be moving back to Hot Springs at the end of the year and begin his campaign for Mayor soon after. Clinton says it's the perfect way to end his political career on a high note.
With election day three years away, Clinton believes he has plenty of time, money and interns to mount a good campaign against incumbent Pat McCabe. "The key to this election is going to be getting good looking, young, vibrant volunteer interns working this campaign," Clinton says. Although with past allegations looming, the former president promises to send all interns to the dry cleaners after every business day.
Clinton believes with Marijuana legalization in Arkansas he can finally return home and inhale after a long and tiring political career for him and his wife. "I want to be the first mayor in the history of Hot Springs to legally inhale."