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Forcast Calls for 2000 Inches of Rain. Scuba Gear Suggested for Arkansans

Little Rock, AR - Meteorologists are predicting over two thousand inches of rain over the next week, effectively turning central Arkansas into the next Atlantis. “With the forecast looking the way it does we are suggesting all Arkansans purchase scuba gear.”

State officials are planning on renaming the state Atlantis, with the official state nickname changing from “The Natural State” to “The Water State.” All Arkansans not wanting to become part of the first U.S. aquatic state are urged to leave by Monday.


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