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Holcomb's Transport & Recovery Becomes World's Richest Company

Hot Springs, AR - With accidents climbing to record numbers in Hot Springs, Holcomb's Transport & Recovery has surpassed Amazon and Apple to become the world's richest company. They brought in over 1.5 trillion in profits in the last six months. "We never imagined we'd be compared to, let alone surpass big companies like that."

The owner says he plans on using the company's profits to purchase new equipment and hire new workers. "People in Hot Springs just don't know how to drive and our crew is just overworked from the ungodly number of calls we have to go to."

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