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Hot Springs Panhandlers Start Aggressive Window Washing Business

A group of panhandlers in Hot Springs is fighting back against the perception of being lazy and that they are looking for handouts by opening a new window washing company. "Instead of just asking people for money; we're going to start providing a service to the people in Hot Springs," Jack Robinson their leader says.

The group is calling the service, "If It Ain't Green, Ya Shit Gets Cleaned" and they mean just that. Robinson says they will have people posted at traffic lights all around the city armed with Windex, a squeegee and a gun. "You assholes have been calling us lazy freeloaders for years, and we're tired of the shit. We're going to provide you a service, and you're going to pay or else.

Police say they have already responded to two incidents involving people having their windows shot out.



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