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Meth Keeps Freddy Krueger From Killing Anyone in Hot Springs Ahead of Halloween

The legendary nightmare killer Freddy Krueger says meth has put a stop to his murderous rampage in Hot Springs. In a rare interview given exclusively to SCC, Krueger is pleading with meth heads in the vacation spot to put the pipe down for one night. "I stalked a guy for 3 weeks, and he never slept. Just kept stealing copper and buying ice," Krueger said. He eventually fell asleep stalking this potential victim and was robbed by him. "This methed out bitch waited until I passed out and stole my fucking wallet."

According to Krueger, this has been a recurring problem since setting up in Hot Springs. "I thought this would be easy pickings but no, everyone here is on that shit."



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