Sanders Announces Role in Matilda Remake During Republican Response to SOTU
Little Rock, AR - In her Republican Response to the State of the Union Address, Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders made a few...
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- Feb 2
Arkansas Wins 2nd Place for State with Worst Teeth
Little Rock, AR - In a new study published by the institute of dental fuckery, Arkansas came in second place for the worst teeth in the...
- Feb 1
Chief Keith Clarifys Radar Information Correct in the Metaverse
Little Rock Ar. - With thousands of Arkansans scratching their heads over the invisible ice storm that has bombarded the state over the...
- Jan 31
MP School Board Approves Money for Advanced Water Guns for Police
Hot Springs, AR - On Monday the Mountain Pine School Board voted unanimously to allocate funds for the purchase of 10 high-powered water...
- Jan 28
Summit Utilities Offers Support to Customers in Need
Little Rock, AR - With more wintery weather descending on the natural state, Arkansas’ new natural gas provider, Summit Utilities, is...
- Feb 6, 2022
Hot Springs Dog Goes Viral After Sharing The Tale of Va-Koom
Hot Springs, AR - A Hot Springs dog went viral over the weekend after exposing its owner's use of the monster Va-Koom. In the post, the...
- Feb 6, 2022
HS Restaurant Review Group Starts MMA League
Hot Springs, AR - With the popularity and recent surge in arguing in the Hot Springs Restaurant Reviews group, a new MMA league is being...
- Jan 23, 2022
Ark 911 News Creator Bans Self from Page Ending 9 Year Run
Hot Springs, AR - At 1am on January 23 Arkansas 911 News shut down after the founder/chief editor Paul Maddox banned himself following a...
- Jan 23, 2022
GCDC Well Above Capacity Following PPP Fraud Operation
Hot Springs, AR - The Garland County Detention Center is currently well above after hundreds were arrested in a PPP fraud sting. The...
- May 8, 2021
Arkansas Governor Outlaws Being Unemployed With Executive Order
Little Rock, AR— Governor Asa Hutchison passed an executive order late Friday outlawing being unemployed in the natural state. Hutchison...
- Apr 13, 2021
Serial Killer Identified in String of Hot Springs Murders
Hot Springs, AR — FBI and National Park Service have officially released to the public that there is an active investigation into...
- Apr 1, 2021
Hot Springs Mall Set to Get a 60 Million Dollar Upgrade
Hot Springs, AR — In an effort to save the Hot Springs Mall, it is set to undergo major retro upgrades. The property, which has seen a...
- Mar 31, 2021
Little Rock Dr. Delays Birth Over Religious Objections
Little Rock, AR — A Little Rock woman was forced to delay her child’s birth by her OB GYN for 24 hrs after the doctor refused to work on...
- Mar 29, 2021
Well Done Steak The Cause of 3.0 Earthquake in Hot Springs
Hot Springs, AR — A Texas man is at the epicenter of an earthquake that caused Chili’s in Hot Springs to close over the weekend. The...
- Mar 26, 2021
Sling Blade 2 Set to Begin Production in Benton This Summer
Benton, AR — Sling Blade 2 is set to begin production this summer in Benton, AR. The announcement comes from 20th Century Studios and...
- Mar 25, 2021
Bentonville Fire Captain Thankful for Support on Social Media of His Racism
Hot Springs, AR — A fire captain with the Bentonville Fire Department was arrested and charged for battery after a fight with an Asian...
- Mar 23, 2021
President Biden Wants to Ban Guns From Those Who Can’t Fight
Washington, DC — President Joe Biden on Tuesday announced his push for gun control following the latest mass shooting. His administration...
- Mar 23, 2021
Little Rock Man Stabbed by Girlfriend In Spite of Following Her Directions
Little Rock, AR — A Little Rock man was hospitalized late last night with multiple stab wounds after an altercation with his girlfriend....
- Mar 21, 2021
Trump Outraged Over Media Coverage of Biden Fall
Mar-A-Lago, Florida — During an interview on Fox News Sunday, former president Donald Trump said he’s appalled at how the media is giving...
- Mar 15, 2021
Stimulus and Tax Refund Lead to Extinction Level Event
Associated Press - According to federal officials, crab, shrimp, and lobster are nearly extinct. With the stimulus and federal tax...
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